Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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Top comments
skatergirl9875 0
dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/
humzizzl3 0
I'm guessing you two have an interesting relationship
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Comments (131)
Mr_Chow 5
hahaha its funny coz she pissing
BigHoshJosh 0
oh hey leslie!
Mr_Chow 5
sup suckaa
grass_hopperr 1
Mr. Chow! You got out of prison?!
317theterrible 0
I sing when i take a shit
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
Mr. Chow sings in elevators...
Moota 9
Maybe she doesn't like small rooms. Other than that I don't know. ALL mothers are strange in their own way....
TheWades 0
My MIL does it.. so ya kno its not to bad.. and my hubby,,, lol..
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
sure you dont mean MILF ;)
green_eggs_and_h 0
At least she didn't force you to look? Still weird though. And kind of awkward.
shift_love 13
"look me in the eye when were talking, I'm trying to have a conversation with you, how rude" lol
grass_hopperr 1
So you have that type of relationship with your mom, eh?
Pretty_In_Purple 0
ya, my mom does that too... pretty awkward.../:
anniedi 6
my mum does that all the time.. :/
TylerzMB 0
must have been important.
SugarCrazy 14
Ew...My mom does that all the time @_@ At least my dad has the decency to wait until he's done.