Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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skatergirl9875 0
dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/
humzizzl3 0
I'm guessing you two have an interesting relationship
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Comments (131)
kybabyy 4
My mother does that routinely. Also, she walks around the house butt naked and thinks it's okay. Every time I bring someone over, they have to wait outside while I check :/
dreamering 16
If I have to take a wild guess, considering that majority of moms in the FML community use the bathroom with the door open, I would say that Woodstock must have influenced them big time.
mismonroe 0
I tend to walk around my house in just panties, everyone has to warn me before coming over. It's much more comfortable.
cieramc 0
your life is totally ****** now what will you do?
mnblkjpoi 0
at least she wasn't taking a shit..
yuchecktsang 1
I don't know why this would FYL..
Josh67 1
(face palm) um awkward?
rebekahah 7
be flattered that she is that comfortable around you. :)
ImInABox 6
My mom does that when she's taking a shit too..
thebestof1984 0
I think alot of mothers do that. My grandmother does that to me all the time.
SugaryTears 0
this when you should have just walked away. duh
iSurf_fml 8
Then you would be yelled at for walking away and not making eye contact. Mothers......
sparkles0103 4
and? how is this a fml? I really don't see a fml problem.