Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
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Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
Today, I thought I could stay on the phone and go to the bathroom without him noticing. My mom knocks on the door and without even thinking, I yelled "I'M ON THE TOILET!" He said "ew.." FML
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I went shopping with my mother. I needed to use the toilet, so entered a restaurant. After I left the toilet, my mother, who was near the restaurant's entrance, called out and asked, "Did you flush it?" Everyone heard her. And I'm 22 years old. FML
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Top comments
skatergirl9875 0
dont worry my mom does it all the time... :/
humzizzl3 0
I'm guessing you two have an interesting relationship
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Comments (131)
2141_MECH 0
at least she wasn't asking for help, was she?
shaniecerb 0
i guess u guys arent all that close.i do that with my mom all the time.its not like u can see her privates
CeeBeezy 0
My mom does the same thing.
gehoy 0
My mom does that all the time.
dakins 0
this is not an fml, if if mom got piss drunk and crashed ur car, that's an fml. this is some1 saying they have nothing else to complain about
iSurf_fml 8
Atleast she wasn't changing her tampon.
emilyxorawr 3
At least she wasn't pooing.
ilikeemsmall 4
I hate it that my mom feels like it's never necessary to close the door. I think it's a woman thing.
laurenbby222 0
My mom does this to me all the time, it's not a big deal.
mismonroe 0
I do this...
mismonroe 0
It really is. Every single time.