Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
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Today, my mom revoked my shower privileges for a week, all because I'm “using too much water.” I'm the kind of person who will smell like garbage after one skipped shower. FML
Today, I confronted my 18-year-old daughter about her excessively lengthy showers. She said she didn't see the big deal, considering the water "comes free with the house." No dear, it doesn't. FML
Today, my water got cut off. The previous homeowners owed the water company over $300, and the company doesn't believe that I'm not them. The supervisor told me this will keep happening until I pay up. I need a shower. FML
Today, I took a shower after I finished typing an important essay I've been working on for days. My computer illiterate mum shut the computer down when I was gone, without saving a thing. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for "wasting electricity". FML
Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML
Today, I was taking a shower, when my dad decided to turn off the water to the house, run upstairs, and throw a bucket of freezing cold sludge into the shower with me. He wouldn't turn the water back on for 2 hours. FML
Today, I discovered my new step-dad has a rule about the shower. After three minutes, he turns the water off at the source. I had to beg him to turn it back on whilst covered in shampoo suds, and the only way I could get him to give me another minute was to forfeit my phone for the week. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, my roommate decided to go on a group trip instead of paying our water bill. Now I can't shower until next week. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
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Top comments
hellnosucka 27
I really think you should call Guinness World records.
tintarroja 31
Next time put a timer for your mother...
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Comments (78)
Dean__Winchester 16
The world record is a minute and forty-nine seconds! You wanna break the record or not?!
exoticDeath 20
Maybe it's a sign that she wants you to start paying bills?
sneakattacked 21
How can you clean your entire body in 2 minutes. Never mind washing your hair
TinaT2015 14
I'm pretty sure it takes me more than two minutes to wash my hair alone...
Notyomomma 0
1 minute too long! Lol
tinkdatank 15
guess your shower took two minutes too long
josace 9
She just wanted an excuse to make you pay it.
Thorzix 23
You don't say?
tylair 10
YDI for taking too long. Just kidding I
Badabam_fml 14
I understand your frustration. My (ex) step-father used to start timing me as soon as I stepped out of the living room to head to the shower. I had five minutes to get undressed, turn the water on, have it heat up (it was really slow at that stage to heat up) and then wash myself, shave, or wash my had. He had 2 half hour showers a day, even though all he did was sit on his computer chair all day playing online poker
FlutterLoud 29
Worlds fastest shower