By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 01:56 - United States - Ithaca

Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
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hellnosucka 27

I really think you should call Guinness World records.

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tintarroja 31

Next time put a timer for your mother...

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daisynugget 14

She didn't know how else to tell you to pay cx

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Vanessa_Leeann26 17

Sounds to me like she asked you to take a shower so that she could tell you it was too long to force you to pay the bill. Lol Your mom had a plan!

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ILikeKoalas 24

Why would you need your mother to tell you when to take a shower?

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skittles73 14

She just did it as excuse for her to have one less bill, sorry OP.

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Women telling you to take a quick shower = put your head under the faucet. SORRY OP

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ProSwimmerFL 16

Hey my step dad has me paying the wifi bill because I played a game on the computer for 10 minutes saying I went over a 300gb data plan at the begining of the new month. Talk about BS

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daemonsparta 16

how did you take a 2 minute shower? you are not clean at all

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