FML : Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits....

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By silverspud / Saturday 13 June 2015 01:22 / United States - Grand Junction

Intimacy

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By pabj208 | 23

#6319147 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

By axfabxdisaster | 25

#6319141 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

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By axfabxdisaster | 25

#6319141 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Wait... If you knew your mom is your co-worker why didn't you walk away?

EPIKxPANDA | 13

#6319148 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:25

She was the one that probably gave OP a ride to this party.

C_Celine_101 | 19

#6319162 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:47

It was a adult toy party, that plus their mum being present...I don't know what OP was expecting hahaha.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6319199 - Saturday 13 June 2015 12:31

Yeah. I don't have much sympathy for someone who doesn't expect things to get awkward at a sex toy party with their mom.

Shadowvoid | 33

#6319378 - Saturday 13 June 2015 17:23

That's what I'm saying. Never would I ever got to an "Adult Toy Party" knowing that a family member, much less my mother, was a coworker.

By Anti666 | 17

#6319142 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:18

Thats pretty gross

By Naith | 14

#6319143 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:19

Think about OP. You were born from greatness. So go forth and do greater things

slingerslasher | 24

#6320208 - Sunday 14 June 2015 10:44

"Never have I ever unheard what my mom said that night."

By trrevorrmorran | 16

#6319145 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:19

I would avoid my mother after that.

By EPIKxPANDA | 13

#6319146 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

Every time you look at your mother, you will remember this moment..

By pabj208 | 23

#6319147 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:23

YDI for knowingly going to an adult toy party with COLLEAGUES and YOUR MOTHER!!!

kindasortayeah | 23

#6319929 - Sunday 14 June 2015 5:44

My boyfriend's sister invited me to a party like that. The guest list includes her cousin, aunt, and mother. I definitely do not plan on attending.

Michelle Jade | 9

#7679673 - Monday 20 August 2018 12:22

Nooo I wanna like this but it's on 420 and I don't wanna ruin it

By freckleface221 | 19

#6319149 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:26

Why would you go to an adult party with your mother? That's just asking for trouble.

rabbi1010 | 29

#6325180 - Friday 19 June 2015 18:35

why would you go with coworkers?

By esamolwan | 18

#6319151 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:31

NOTHING WILL BE THE SAME NOW

By qsni | 16

#6319154 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:39

Try to avoid talking to her about it, won't make anything worse. :)

By cooltatgar | 30

#6319155 - Saturday 13 June 2015 10:40

should've seen that comming.

abNormal62 | 23

#6319384 - Saturday 13 June 2015 17:29

I know his mom probably has

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