By Bishy123 - 26/03/2014 07:50 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse, falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 54 037
You deserved it 7 473

Bishy123 tells us more.

I was not aware he was cheating on me until I read the text. He is no longer my boyfriend.

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If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

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ends up not even cheating

Can you not read? "because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with." Oh, you're right. Maybe it's his mother exchanging flirty texts with him. NOT. Anyways, that stinks, OP. At least now you can find someone who's better? But pure grace and balance in the exit. He'll remember it forever.

#38 I think he will also remember it forever if she lands on the ground with her face. Just saying.

Chill #38 it was a joke

Damn, that sucks OP.

Ah, the usual early comment response. Can't be an FML without 'em.

Ah, the usual stupid comment in reply to a bad early comment.

Ah.. the usual response to ... *gets beat to death by angry FML mob*

Sorry we had to

Now, release the Lions!

By who's command?

#62 caesar

I don't understand why he would cheat on her. OP is a total hottie!

oh. lol thanks

Because some guys are jerks who can't stay faithful to their partners. Or maybe there was something in the relationship that was making the ex unhappy but instead of talking about it, he cheated on her. Even beautiful women find themselves with cheating cads.

If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

Douche canoe is going in my list of insults to retaliate with and confuse my foes...

I had someone in my phone as "Douchekabob" in case he texted me.

She's not with him anymore.

Aww :( deck him in the face!

Yes, because two people's faces hurting makes the situation better.

It would make me feel better if I was her.

Well two negatives make a positive, you know.

Karma will get him. If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you. Sorry OP, you'll find someone better!

Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

Agree. Total face-plant was a message from the cosmos, God, (whatever you believe in) that you need to get away from this creep. NOW.

So much grace in one person.

Beat the shit out of him He didnt bother helping you up so fuck him

I don't think fucking him is the answer but he might like that idea.

You may not have been entirely graceful but you're still worth a million of your (hopefully ex) boyfriend.

how do you know?

You poor thing :(