By Bishy123 - 26/03/2014 07:50 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I tried to get out of my boyfriend's car in an angered exit because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with. I ended up tripping on my purse, falling out of the car and face-planting onto the sidewalk. FML
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You deserved it 7 488

Bishy123 tells us more.

Bishy123 8

I was not aware he was cheating on me until I read the text. He is no longer my boyfriend.

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Top comments

kelseythompson 27

If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

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Welshite 39

Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

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smartypants9 15

Can you not read? "because he got a text from the woman he's been cheating on me with." Oh, you're right. Maybe it's his mother exchanging flirty texts with him. NOT. Anyways, that stinks, OP. At least now you can find someone who's better? But pure grace and balance in the exit. He'll remember it forever.

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Lanker 17

#38 I think he will also remember it forever if she lands on the ground with her face. Just saying.

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NotGabe 28

Ah, the usual early comment response. Can't be an FML without 'em.

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bfsd42 20

Ah, the usual stupid comment in reply to a bad early comment.

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RedPillSucks 31

Ah.. the usual response to ... *gets beat to death by angry FML mob*

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kuzzy00 22

I don't understand why he would cheat on her. OP is a total hottie!

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DanielleinDC 33

Because some guys are jerks who can't stay faithful to their partners. Or maybe there was something in the relationship that was making the ex unhappy but instead of talking about it, he cheated on her. Even beautiful women find themselves with cheating cads.

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kelseythompson 27

If he didn't try and help you out he's a major douche canoe and we can all but wonder why you're still with him.

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parism143 28

Douche canoe is going in my list of insults to retaliate with and confuse my foes...

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skyttlz 32

I had someone in my phone as "Douchekabob" in case he texted me.

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babygurll19 10

Yes, because two people's faces hurting makes the situation better.

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Blink_me26 21

It would make me feel better if I was her.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Well two negatives make a positive, you know.

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courtz94 24

Karma will get him. If they'll do it with you, they'll do it to you. Sorry OP, you'll find someone better!

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Welshite 39

Not only an "angered exit", but a stylish one at that. I don't know many people who could pull of such a brilliant exhibition of grace and poise. Oh, and dump the boyfriend.

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zandalee 19

Agree. Total face-plant was a message from the cosmos, God, (whatever you believe in) that you need to get away from this creep. NOW.

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pufffreak 13

Beat the shit out of him He didnt bother helping you up so **** him

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asnakelovinbabe 16

I don't think ******* him is the answer but he might like that idea.

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TheLittleBear 19

You may not have been entirely graceful but you're still worth a million of your (hopefully ex) boyfriend.

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