Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
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iAmScrubs
| 19
The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.
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LaughterofCorn
| 4
oh the irony :)
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By
iAmScrubs
| 19
The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.
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IceCweaaam
| 0
or chocolate, then he gets diabetic :p
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pertained
| 12
now people have started saying FML over papercuts?
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goingsolo211
| 8
agree with 19
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JacksonCampbell
| 9
And herpes.
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Anton317
| 4
I just had a papercut too. It kinda hurts.
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alteregome
| 9
anton317, I'm from sg. we should chat
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HollyoaksFan93
| 9
Papercuts are nasty little things!
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NastyNinja31
| 0
or choke to death on a lifesaver
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bernard919lewis
| 0
Or.... I can't thing of anything else.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
OooH a paper cut, your life is so terrible. Seriously, who moderates this shit nowadays?
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TookaWooka666
| 0
The plan all along was to send something that seemingly looked like a get well card, but really it was a device ment to cut the victim and make it hurt really really bad..mmyes muaha.
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Jimster1712
| 0
oooooohhhhhhh tttthhheeee irrrroooonyyyyyyyyyyy
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ISinSoDoYou
| 0
lol :3
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Hakim0431
| 0
50, win.
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LaughterofCorn
| 4
oh the irony :)
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cloudy01
| 0
I guess the card was a rebel
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imcutefml
| 0
my words exactly
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LaughterofCorn
| 4
42, when you said that, it reminded me of that mothers day card from Futurama.
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laylalushrawr
| 0
That's exactly what I was going to say.
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ashtin85
| 0
what a coincidence :)
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CateXOX
| 0
It's called irony.
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ashtin85
| 0
it's called I don't give a fuck. :)
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ZombieeeeUnicorn
| 1
^ mhm win :)
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docscientist
| 9
It's not ironic.
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dolphincheddar
| 10
that sucks. but the irony is hilarious
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13yearoldboy
| 0
it is evil. shoot the card with a bebe gun... then burn it.
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ImInABox
| 6
The card obviously knew better.
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Tonytchi
| 3
i agree haha
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MrSassypants
| 32
I'll send you another one OP.
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tasidevil99
| 0
lol why don't u send them a get well card to and hope they get a paper cut :)
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xoCOURTNIEox
| 0
worst feeling ever !
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SirHobnobs
| 0
nice rack
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persianjr1
| 7
No respect for women.
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DocBastard
| 38
The card obviously still believes in bloodletting as a viable treatment for your stupidity.
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instnt1nfction
| 17
will it work for me