The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

or chocolate, then he gets diabetic :p

now people have started saying FML over papercuts?

agree with 19

And herpes.

I just had a papercut too. It kinda hurts.

anton317, I'm from sg. we should chat

Papercuts are nasty little things!

or choke to death on a lifesaver

Or.... I can't thing of anything else.

OooH a paper cut, your life is so terrible. Seriously, who moderates this shit nowadays?

The plan all along was to send something that seemingly looked like a get well card, but really it was a device ment to cut the victim and make it hurt really really bad..mmyes muaha.

oooooohhhhhhh tttthhheeee irrrroooonyyyyyyyyyyy

lol :3

50, win.

oh the irony :)

I guess the card was a rebel

my words exactly

42, when you said that, it reminded me of that mothers day card from Futurama.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

what a coincidence :)

It's called irony.

it's called I don't give a fuck. :)

^ mhm win :)

It's not ironic.

that sucks. but the irony is hilarious

it is evil. shoot the card with a bebe gun... then burn it.

The card obviously knew better.

i agree haha

I'll send you another one OP.

lol why don't u send them a get well card to and hope they get a paper cut :)

worst feeling ever !

nice rack

No respect for women.

The card obviously still believes in bloodletting as a viable treatment for your stupidity.

will it work for me