By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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IceCweaaam 0
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or chocolate, then he gets diabetic :p

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pertained 12
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now people have started saying FML over papercuts?

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JacksonCampbell 9

And herpes.

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Anton317 4
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I just had a papercut too. It kinda hurts.

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alteregome 9
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anton317, I'm from sg. we should chat

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HollyoaksFan93 9
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Papercuts are nasty little things!

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NastyNinja31 0

or choke to death on a lifesaver

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bernard919lewis 0
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Or.... I can't thing of anything else.

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ColdplaySucks 18
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OooH a paper cut, your life is so terrible. Seriously, who moderates this shit nowadays?

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TookaWooka666 0
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The plan all along was to send something that seemingly looked like a get well card, but really it was a device ment to cut the victim and make it hurt really really bad..mmyes muaha.

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Jimster1712 0
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oooooohhhhhhh tttthhheeee irrrroooonyyyyyyyyyyy

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cloudy01 0

I guess the card was a rebel

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imcutefml 0

my words exactly

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LaughterofCorn 4
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42, when you said that, it reminded me of that mothers day card from Futurama.

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laylalushrawr 0
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That's exactly what I was going to say.

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ashtin85 0
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what a coincidence :)

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CateXOX 0

It's called irony.

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ashtin85 0
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it's called I don't give a fuck. :)

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

^ mhm win :)

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dolphincheddar 10
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that sucks. but the irony is hilarious

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13yearoldboy 0

it is evil. shoot the card with a bebe gun... then burn it.

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ImInABox 6
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The card obviously knew better.

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MrSassypants 32
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I'll send you another one OP.

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tasidevil99 0
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lol why don't u send them a get well card to and hope they get a paper cut :)

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xoCOURTNIEox 0

worst feeling ever !

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persianjr1 7

No respect for women.

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DocBastard 38
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The card obviously still believes in bloodletting as a viable treatment for your stupidity.

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instnt1nfction 17
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will it work for me

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