By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 07:54

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 472
You deserved it 5 677

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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

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iAmScrubs 19

The people who sent it are out to get you. Tomorrow, you will receive roses and cut yourself on them too.

or chocolate, then he gets diabetic :p

now people have started saying FML over papercuts?

JacksonCampbell 9

And herpes.

I just had a papercut too. It kinda hurts.

anton317, I'm from sg. we should chat

Papercuts are nasty little things!

NastyNinja31 0

or choke to death on a lifesaver

Or.... I can't thing of anything else.

OooH a paper cut, your life is so terrible. Seriously, who moderates this shit nowadays?

The plan all along was to send something that seemingly looked like a get well card, but really it was a device ment to cut the victim and make it hurt really really bad..mmyes muaha.

oooooohhhhhhh tttthhheeee irrrroooonyyyyyyyyyyy

cloudy01 0

I guess the card was a rebel

imcutefml 0

my words exactly

42, when you said that, it reminded me of that mothers day card from Futurama.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

what a coincidence :)

CateXOX 0

It's called irony.

it's called I don't give a fuck. :)

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

^ mhm win :)

that sucks. but the irony is hilarious

13yearoldboy 0

it is evil. shoot the card with a bebe gun... then burn it.

The card obviously knew better.

I'll send you another one OP.

lol why don't u send them a get well card to and hope they get a paper cut :)

xoCOURTNIEox 0

worst feeling ever !

persianjr1 7

No respect for women.

The card obviously still believes in bloodletting as a viable treatment for your stupidity.

will it work for me