FML : Today my friend invited me to an afro-indigenous event. Eager to learn more about my roots, I tagged along. The bean bag toss and warrior dance was fun,...

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Today my friend invited me to an afro-indigenous event. Eager to learn more about my roots, I tagged along. The bean bag toss and warrior dance was fun, until the Q&A came and it was clear that the focus wasn't the African diaspora but "consistent ritualized self-improvement". Yup, it's a cult. FML

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By "ZeroG57" - / Thursday 4 May 2017 14:00 /

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By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7449094 - Thursday 4 May 2017 04:33

Well was it at least a CULTurally relevant cult?

By RichardPencil | 22

#7449067 - Thursday 4 May 2017 03:58

If they serve Kool-Aid, just say no!

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By Stealthninjaa | 12

#7449038 - Thursday 4 May 2017 03:09

It happens.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7449067 - Thursday 4 May 2017 03:58

If they serve Kool-Aid, just say no!

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ProperPengTing | 12

#7449290 - Thursday 4 May 2017 10:33

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By CrazyTrainWreck | 18

#7449094 - Thursday 4 May 2017 04:33

Well was it at least a CULTurally relevant cult?

By Lobby_Bee | 13

#7449100 - Thursday 4 May 2017 04:47

Doesn't matter, had fun.

By Isa_fml | 19

#7449350 - Friday 5 May 2017 12:55

Well, at least you picked up on it early, I guess?

By Fatboy007 | 9

#7449360 - Friday 5 May 2017 01:49

Did they have a cult following?

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