By "ZeroG57" - 04/05/2017 14:00

Today my friend invited me to an afro-indigenous event. Eager to learn more about my roots, I tagged along. The bean bag toss and warrior dance was fun, until the Q&A came and it was clear that the focus wasn't the African diaspora but "consistent ritualized self-improvement". Yup, it's a cult. FML
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CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well was it at least a CULTurally relevant cult?

If they serve Kool-Aid, just say no!

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Stealthninjaa 19

It happens.

If they serve Kool-Aid, just say no!

ProperPengTing 15

L

CrazyTrainWreck 19

Well was it at least a CULTurally relevant cult?

Lobby_Bee 17

Doesn't matter, had fun.

Isa_fml 20

Well, at least you picked up on it early, I guess?

Fatboy007 9

Did they have a cult following?