Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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sovietrussian 0
your mom is an idiot.
thedrifter889 0
No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious
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louyfi85 0
Maybe she should try one herself...
commonsense31 0
#43 that's a comment you can sure as hell keep to yourself and not have to write down because obviously her mom is an idiot and if the person who wrote this fml didn't know that do you really think they would post this honestly come on this is what this site is for its to voice your opinion about other peoples fml stories and post your own and having someone write something like you is just annoying and causes people such as me to waste time on idiots like you
Anony_fml 0
#45 - That was the longest sentence I've ever read.
iluvmtrench 0
*like
hybridstar 0
# 46 - Ditto.
Endymion_fml 0
Your mother is an idiot.
meow_meow_fml 0
lol my mum thought the same thing but luckily didn't ask..
itsbritttttxx 0
i wanna laugh and feel bad at the same time buttt....I woulda been a smart ass like #2
KFabery 0
Your mom might be the dumbest human being on the planet. Can we please start controlling who gets to breed or something?
micadjems 0
just another reason to use menstrual cups :D also: dumb dumb dumb dumb dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
AlmostHuman123 0
Holy crapp! That must have been embarressing! Hahahh! That really suckss.