Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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sovietrussian 0
your mom is an idiot.
thedrifter889 0
No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious
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Imthatgirlthere 0
That's just 10 kinds of wrong. And seriously, the genius. It shows. You ask a random employee? Really? Really really? *sigh*
20batman09 0
wait, your walmart employees speak english?? they hire all fob ppl
plokiju 0
My mom said the same thing. I don't think she's stupid. It's just how oldies think!
circayouandme 0
HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA i like your mom
bitterspring 0
I mean, they think that because women never used to ********** or go bike riding really quickly, so the only way your hymen would break (and allow you to use a tampon) would be to actually have sex. For instance, my mom told me that I shouldn't use tampons until after I had sex, because it would be too uncomfortable. But to ask an employee? When now adays, practically no one has their hymen intact past 14? I mean seriously wtf. This is the 21st century people. Learn it. Love it.
kim0806 0
You obviously know nothing about anatomy or feminine hygiene products. The hymen is located further along the ****** and would not be affected by the use of a tampon which is only two to three inches long.
xNephilim 19
I don't know what's going on in your lady bits, but last time I checked, the hymen is pretty damn close to the entrance. Also, hymens generally don't last long anymore, because women are doing more physical stuff these days, like horseback riding, gymnastics, or riding bikes, but even with the use of tampons, some chicks STILL have theirs intact. I don't know how, but mine was still there when I first had sex. After horseback riding, riding bikes, and using super plus tampons due to ridiculously heavy periods. So yeah, it happens.
basketball03 0
ahahahaha ur moms funny i love her is she a fob ..like mine?
silentfirefly 0
That's... pretty ignorant.
skatingweasel 0
I would hate to be you. That would be really embarrassing.
downeyjr 0
My mom did the same thing once. She isn't the brightest person alive.
nah_fml 0
ohk watever! but its not such a big deal to keep cursing her mom... may be she was ignorant and did a stupidity by asking the employee.. forgive her for this mistake and RESPECT her!!