Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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sovietrussian 0
your mom is an idiot.
thedrifter889 0
No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious
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Comments (211)
TheAntiComment 0
this fml is just dumb. not even worthy in my opinion your mom does have potential for future commenting on this site though
Kitten125 0
Your mom is a damn fool.
AcessDenied 0
A... Wait.. What? Personally, I hate tampons, save for swimming, so I understand why you would request them. Maybe your mother just assumes that sticking anything in there'll damage whatever's probably already been damaged according to modern society anyway or something. I feel worse for the worker than either of you actually. Complete stranger comes up to you, and asks you about tampons.. Male? Oh god, you poor thing. Female? Laughed it off.
mad_fml 0
sorry your mom ????seriously didnt she ever use tamppons when she had her period
stringbeanjeanoo 0
yeah, what makes the wal mart employee an expert on what constitutes the loss of your virginity? funny though. rather than worrying about my virginity my mom tried to give m condoms...
rikard_fml 0
win mom
duddenchu 0
Your mom is horribly stupid!!! WOW
frozen_heart 0
your mom is a fundamentalist christian isn't she
Ibeapirate 0
That's dumb in so many ways I don't know where to start. Using a tampon does not equal having sex. >_<
idkxd13 0
What kinda mother is that? Wow thats really embarrasing. If I were you I wouldn't set foot on that Wal-mart never ever again!
never_accepted 0
wow ur mom is kinda retarded...