Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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sovietrussian 0
your mom is an idiot.
thedrifter889 0
No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious
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love_to_lose09 0
Once, I was at walmart and this girls DAD asked me what I would suggest for a 10 y/o girl.. I felt bad for the poor girl. So I helped her out, but I am a shy girl :(
minimandie 0
how did your mom even have you and not know something like that?either this is fake,or your mom is a moron.
ashleyy_fml 0
HAHAHA. Oh my lord. It's like she purposely was trying to embarrass herself.
Majaica 0
hahahaha. That's very embrassing dear. Quite sorry.
heatherjay 0
your mom is retarded.
zepled2008 0
If you are going to make something up, at least make it believable and funny. What are you, 9 years old?
Lifeisfucked94 0
ok. so either a) your mom is legally retarded or b) you made this up. i'm going to go with option b.
Gray_fml 0
Today, I was working at Wal-Mart, innocently minding my own business, when a customer came up to me and asked if the use of a tampon would mean that her daughter was no longer a virgin. FML
gabbyh 0
oh god.... that's disgusting that your mom would ask a stranger if you would still be a virgin if you used a tampon. And that's disgraceful that she even thought you wouldn't be a virgin if you did. You're not a virgin when a penis is inside of you, dude... >_< I know it sucks now, but soon enough you'll be 18 and won't have to deal with her if you don't want to. btw, first time I used a tampon (I was 11) I told my mom it kind of hurt and she said, "that's good, that means you're tight"... yeah, so... **** our lives, lol
little_one 20
I popped my cherry from a tampon so techincally it depends on the definition because in some countries a girl with a broken hymen is not a virgin, even if they technically never had sexual intercourse. But anyway your mom must either be dumb or a bitch. But I would just ignore it and go buy your own tampons are pretty cheap I get ones for under 5 dollars, and pantie liners are dirt cheap too. good luck.