Today, my mother and I went to Wal-Mart to buy pads. I suggested I get tampons instead, so that I can go swimming at my boyfriend's cottage. My mother then goes to the nearest store employee and asks, "excuse me, if my daughter uses a tampon, does that mean she is no longer a virgin?" FML
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Today, I asked my dad to take me to the store so I could get some feminine hygiene products. When we got there, he went running down the aisles yelling, "Help! My daughter's bleeding to death! Where're the tampons?!" FML
Today, I had to teach my mother that tampons do not belong in the toilet. FML
Today, at my cousin's birthday party, my grandma took me to one side, slipped me a pad, and started ranting that tampons "steal your virginity" and that I should never use them. Well, okay then. FML
Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML
Today, my mom lost her shit because I was teaching my daughter about tampons. Apparently, they were created by radical feminists to trick women into “stealing” their own virginities, in order to make them unsuitable brides for decent men. I can’t believe I came out of this repressed psycho. FML
Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
Today, my dad got into an argument with the cashier about how overpriced the scented tampons were. FML
Today, my mom told my dad to get me extra absorbent pads, very loudly, in a crowded mall. FML
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sovietrussian 0
your mom is an idiot.
thedrifter889 0
No kidding - If i we're that employee i wouldn't know to laugh or know weather or not she was serious
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Comments (211)
Trini_Psycho 0
lmfao wow... well wow... she should ask a gynecologist or something
holynemesis1208 3
how fitting to be at a Wal Mart.
summersong89 0
oh god. THAT'S emabarassing. hopefully she didnt ask that to a male employee... wow hard to believe your mom didnt know that. PS: #52-menstrual cups? wtf??
nodbor 11
hate to seem mean, yes, wallyworld seems to bring in the low IQ crowd.
missunshine_fml 0
Ahaha moms are so innocent now a days
broken_lungs 0
that is so embarassing. I feel for you.
LadyCianne 0
Your moms way of flirting with a wal-mart employee. If it was female, I fear for you. Male. I still fear for you. But seriously, how could your mother not know the answer that? I toally agree with #3 on this.
lifepwns 0
rofl! hahahaha
Jeffy03 0
To be honest, that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard!
mothafucka_fml 0
if your old enough to go to your boyfriends cottage.. i think you should be buying your own tampons so your mom cant pull stupid shit like this :P