Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Luv_my_life 0
owneddd
cmac86 24
you walked right into that one.
Itsu_fml 0
That's harsh... I'm sorry. Makes me glad my parents accept me. Hopefully everything works out for you.
Raiderwrstler65 0
well maybe you shouldn't be gay. duh. you can't get married as you shouldn't...and oh yeah I'm in love with your mother cause that was the funniest thing I've read on here and that made my day.
yo_mama_is 0
i so agree
enonsprings 0
your mom is hilarious.
Hurt16 0
lol nice come back mommieeee
DynamicDave 11
I lmao'ed! Your mom is win! BTW, YDI for swearing at your mom.
Unsure_1 0
That is harsh. I hope she learns how to accept you.
MysteryJoker 5
Hopefully yes, but that was hilarious for a comeback
Bucinka 5
Without reading the 149 comments to date, I can see that you have an uphill battle ahead of you in educating your mother, clearly a homophobe, and getting her to accept you as you are. The "all homos are pedophiles and incest lovers" stereotype is among the ugliest out there, and with no real data to back it up. Obviously she isn't very accepting anyway, otherwise you wouldn't have been arguing about it. Don't try to change her 100% now. Some family members take years and many P-FLAG meetings to come to grips with the reality of your life. Just continue to be yourself. You don't say how old you are, but I for some reason am inferring that you are in the 16-19 year-old range. If you're not living on your own yet, just try to hang on until the day you're 18 and on your own, whether in college or a job, and then will be in charge of your own life. I see you are from Michigan. Some people are making jokes here about small all-women's schools, but in all seriousness a large school like Ann Arbor or East Lansing might actually have more and better resources to help you cope and meet other young dykes (and gay men) who are going through the same shit you are. Good luck.
blairvic 23
lol Your mom has a hell of a sense of humor! There's nothing wrong with her. Yo mama is my hero. All you people are retarded to think she has a problem. She has quick comebacks. lol