Love, Parents and LGBTQIA+: Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was...

By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/06/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, my mom went to a psychic. The reason? She has convinced herself that I'm gay, even though I've told her that I'm not and never have been. The psychic disagreed. Apparently, I'm bicurious with one of my guy friends. Guess who my mom believes? FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Ih8homophobes - 02/12/2022 16:00

Today, when I came out to my family, my mom told me in all seriousness she’d rather me be a prostitute than a lesbian. She added, “At least prostitutes have sex with men.” When I pointed out that lesbians can also be prostitutes, she kicked me out of the house. She’s changed the locks. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Just Me - 26/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

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Keeping up

By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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I'm not, but…

By Queerbait - 05/11/2015 06:52 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother insisted she's not homophobic, but however people only 'turn gay' because they were sexually abused, or are 'making it up to get attention'. She informed me I'm the former and my girlfriend is the latter. Uh huh. FML

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By EvilMother - 14/09/2012 00:57 - United States - Hinsdale

Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML

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thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 1:55

being bisexual justs means you have more options

ktl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 6:34

i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."

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thehazeman 0

Monday 9 February 2009 1:55

being bisexual justs means you have more options

Randen_fml 0

Thursday 7 October 2010 20:00

Back when I was in high school is was fairly common for ugly women to become "lesbian or bisexual." Only because no men would get with them. So WIN for your mom.

irishgirl92x 1

Friday 9 September 2011 2:16

eh watch it

parrotthead44 0

Monday 12 September 2011 1:46

Anybody tried plugging an electrical cord into an outlet lately? There's only one right way to do it.

mduffy08 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 20:40

Well, YDI for being bisexual.

P374RD3D 9

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:20

#55 yeah, but there's usually 2 outlets right next to each other

f_my_life_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:27

Gotta love ignorance...we have no choice. :-)

misslicorice 0

Monday 9 February 2009 3:27

Haha. My mother would never actually say that to me, but she'd think it if I came out of the closet to her.

winner_fail_2008 0

Monday 9 February 2009 4:04

Im straight but don't really date very much. After my mom asked my if I had a sex drive she told me she would still love me if I grew up to live alone with my cats. :( OH MOTHERS

Rodin_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 4:12

Just means you can choose between me and my sister, Mothers worry so.

ktl_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 6:34

i'm sorry to hear that, girl. i feel you. when my grandma found out, she said, "you should just trying having sex with more men. they're not ALL terrible in bed."

gnoo_fml 0

Monday 9 February 2009 15:54

i have a friend who's parents think she was influenced into being bi by her friends. narrow-minded.

Uziky_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 0:29

Ok i so feel you I'm bi too my mom didn't freak or say anything like at... she said that "Oh, honey, your just trying to find out who you are." and i'm 14 i lean a little more tworeds girls for some reason i'm not a lesbian or straight it'll get better; just wear the name with pride^.^ trust me

IndigoFuckYou 9

Monday 11 April 2011 6:08

ah, same situation, here. except my ex girlfriend was a bitchhhh. but no, bisexuals aren't always for threesomes, or anything like that. they just want to explore the other perspectives on things.

Yellow_Fish79 11

Thursday 29 September 2011 6:05

I'm also 14 and I had just recently discovered I was bi when I moved to a different state. (Alabama, go figure.) And I also lean more towered girls for some reason. I really want to tell my mom but she is incredibly judgmental of gays and lesbians but even I have heard her say to my brother that gays are just born that way, so maybe she will understand. I don't think I'm going to tell her for a long time though. Haha, parents can really be so ignorant sometimes.

fodbold25 12

Wednesday 8 August 2012 0:00

I totally agree with you! I had such a hard time but when I hit 16 and moved out of the house it got so much easier! Be proud of who you are and the way you were meant to be. :-)