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By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

Spicy

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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By Eagle - 26/01/2010 06:05 - United States

Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML

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By shouldhaveknown - 26/06/2009 14:22 - Australia

Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Houston

Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 16:14 - United States

Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML

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Ironic, isn't it?

By KC. - 25/04/2012 20:06 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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Some taken

By Sadboy - 06/04/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By lil_munchkinjen - 09/02/2009 00:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my mum decided that me being bisexual meant that I was "deciding whether or not to be a lesbian" because supposedly, no man will have me. Thanks mum. FML

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marny_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:13

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

rae_fml 0

Wednesday 11 February 2009 2:49

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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mad_hatter0666 22

Friday 15 October 2010 5:37

your mom is disgusting and is a prime example of close minded, red neck, right wing Christian America.

Mpsteve13 7

Friday 5 November 2010 18:41

you're ******* stupid. she didn't put a second would

makann 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 20:53

I agree wiff Steve she said you'd probly like to.... there isn't another would stupid

sloppyflow 1

Tuesday 30 November 2010 20:19

yep but this is a respond made for #1which he put double would

Shadowhand1997 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:51

Hahah owned, totally suport u tho I'm bi :) live long and prosper V

Lingonberry668 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 12:58

Lmfao ^^ so simple yet so funny! xP

beaglegun2009 4

Monday 7 March 2011 5:31

I'd do the same thing if I was your mom..... you stupid lesbo!

PhotoshopPuppy 0

Thursday 12 May 2011 23:30

..............seriously? ...............

killz041 0

Wednesday 6 April 2011 22:41

my mother cried.. then asked about the 'mechanics' of things... that was a weird brunch..

thefmlinator 10

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:34

Win I'm sorry but that is a Win

thefmlinator 10

Wednesday 13 April 2011 23:37

Win I'm sorry but that is a Win

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Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML

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Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind about them would be to get one. Across her neck. Of our dog's name. FML

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Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shit myself. FML

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Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML

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Today, I got a ticket for driving without insurance. I gave the cop my insurance information, but he said it was invalid because it didn't show an expiration date. When I pointed out the information he was looking for, he ignored me and gave me a ticket anyway. FML

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Today, I found a deodorant spray underneath the counter of the snack place I work in, so gave it a go to see what it smelled like. It's currently the peak season, and so I had quite a few clients in line in front of me, but it seems they'll now have to wait a couple of days for the restaurant to have all the remnants of the CS gas spray cleaned up. FML

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