Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Comments (184)
SwagLikeMe 0
nu dued I got the rights already....
jspag93 0
mom WIN
musicmylife22 0
don't worry I'm a lesbian and my grandma says that crap back to me.
lilkim_fml 0
"ilovefatcats"... what a great name!! thanks for making my day with your name 160 !:) the FML just makes me sad... some people just can't accept whats different from what they know...
victoriarosezeli 0
that sentence doesn't make a bit of sense. you'd probably would like to. ? you just said: you would probably would like to. take a would out && you're good.
AbbyLOVE 0
omg I luv ur mom but she should accept u 4 who u are :) sick comeback tho hehe
xNephilim 19
That's so mean! Man, I'd be so mad at my mom...
jokerman7734 0
hey be@utiful
PurpleHaze93 0
Umm okayy, I'm at a loss to understand here. Why has *no one* commented on this saying how it's pretty damn disrespectful and plain rude how she told her mother "**** you"? I'm getting pretty sick of people who think it's uhh..soo cool to swear at their parents and then expect their parents to buy things for them, and of course proceed to say how much they hate them if they refuse to buy them something. Maybe I'm a hypocrite because I'm a teenager myself but at least I'm mature enough to avoid and never dare to tell my parents "**** you". Also, I understand if she said it because of being so angry in that particular moment and maybe her mum should be more understanding about the fact that she is lesbian. Still, why do people expect her mum to sit back and smile as her, what I may only assume, arrogant daughter thinks it's okay to swear at her like that? It's so sad to see that no one commented on the lack of respect the daughter has towards her mother. What is the world coming to?
PurpleHaze93 0
I didn't mean *all* teens act this way but it's certainly a group of teenagers do act this way. I don't think a 30 year old would go bitching about this encounter on FML as she wouldn't really need her mother's approval for this. Well, if you want to tell your mum "**** you", go ahead, your choice. I just think it's pretty rude considering the age difference and the lack of respect embedded in it.
FYL1313 0
#195, dude, I can't believe how stupid you sound. I mean, I respect my parents and would NEVER cuss at them, but dude parents like that don't deserve respect
j28m3 0
haha go mom! lol