Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Comments (184)
FYL1313 0
I support gays, BUT THAT WAS A WCKID BURN!!!!!!! Bible extremist idiots: 1 Gays and lesbians: ZIP!
iwadasn 33
Well, she has a point, doesn't she?
fuzz97 23
apply cold water to burn
amisenho 11
Jeez, your daughter's into other women, not incest. Close-minded much, Mom?
SingingFarmGirl 14
This makes me very sad. Whether your mother is religious or no, it's exactly this kind of thing that makes me want to be ashamed for my Christianity. There is nothing wrong with homosexuality. Love can not be a sin, for the sin is not to love in the first place...
kelemen 2
My dad always said ****** up stuff like that. I'll never forgive him.
jazzmin1997 16
Wow, that's the most terrible mom I've ever seen. Getting into a fight is so wrong, she should have accepted it! And then she makes such a degrading comment.
CougeeSwagg 19
Bitch!
kiaroxilles 8
Wow what a bitch...I would've responded, "Actually no, even lesbians have standards" to make her feel stupid. LOL. But I'm sorry you had to go through that, OP. Hopefully she's learned to accept it by now?
Elizabeth_Scholt 18
Wow, people's beliefs like your mom's make me sick. I am so sorry, OP. people are horrible nowadays.