Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Comments (184)
bossybanks 0
awww Ima lesbian too! yayy us!
CaptainCat 0
pwned!
Aquatics 0
pwnd. lol
TehFuzzyOne 0
I hope one day, all homophobicity(sp?) is made illegal. That way, furries (like me) and gays can openly come out.
Sofeee 0
I'm 13 and bi but way to scared to tell my parents
lilkim_fml 0
are you sure you're bi?? you're very young to be sure of that... however some people are sure, and I can't be the judge of that:p but good luck telling your parrents:)
iwadasn 33
Oh, please. At 13 you shouldn't even be having sex with one gender, much less two. Your parents would be right to be ashamed of you.
hermitknut 22
God, #217. Bisexuality does not equal promiscuity, for one. And she's talking about knowing her preference - thirteen is early, but certainly not impossible. She might not start shagging people until her late twenties; she might find she has a more fluid sexuality and it shifts; she might find one person (male or female) who she's with forever. Basically, stop being a dick.
Itzy02 0
your name sure does fit you.
scoobtig 11
YDI for being lesbian, disgusting people
Owl1238 1
So true....so sad.....
starman02 12
so is that an FML because you thought about it after she said it??? ******* pervert that's your mom.....
blo0_starZz 0
tbh, thats a gd comeback although its .. gross :p but u shdnt hv said 'F&@K you!' anyway so u just got wat u deserved. my moms the same - very closeminded >.<