By peacock_mina19 - 11/02/2009 00:08 - United States

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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marny_fml 0

wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.

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rae_fml 0

most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.

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nhfromtheheart 0

wow #115 thats really insulting cuz i happen to be a lesbian too seriously you sound almost as bad as her mom this is why i have only come out to my friends at school cuz i'm afraid of people being judgemental

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Jari 0

115, it's not like she can choose not to be a lesbian, jackass. If it was that simple, no one would be gay; after all, who would willingly risk having their rights taken away? Who would willingly risk being persecuted, beaten, and even killed by bigots like YOU? Also the "world wouldn't populate if everyone was gay" argument is stupid. If everyone were male, then the human race couldn't populate. Does that make being a guy wrong? Same as if everyone was born sterile, female, or simply chose to be celibate. Are all of those wrong, or do you see how idiotic your point is? OP: It's a shame your mom's such a bitch. I hope you're old enough to live outside her house

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ShadowPoseidon 0

no offense but ur mom is a ******* bitch

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c3ns0r3dn4m3 0

:P that's meann.. kinda funny but OUCH..

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woahhashleyhazel 0

hahah, that same thing happened with my guy friend, and another guy friend who was gay. they were jsut joking around and the gay guy yelled "**** YOU!" and my friend said, "haha yea. you'd probably like it!" it was so funny. but yea... your mom is a bitch.

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AvengerKun1122 0

Lolol you **** Dont blame ur mom If my kids gay i would disown him too

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jahwn 12

Then I hope to hell you never have kids, or if you do, they don't take after you in the slightest, and if they are gay, they don't come out until they are independent.

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Tizzy_fml 0

To AvengerKun1122: You are a ******* asshole. Disown your child for being gay? I hope someone kicks you in the nuts so hard you could NEVER have children. You would make a TERRIBLE parent. First of all, no one can control their sexual orientation, so you would be disowning them for something they couldn't control. It would be like disowning a child who was born with brown hair, or born with blue eyes, or born with down syndrome. Uncontrollable and it is also normal. My God, it makes me so angry that there are people out there still like you who hate and hate for idiotic reasons. It makes me feel so angry that there will always be homophobia in this world. And for some damn reason it's socially acceptable to discriminate against gay people, just like back when it was socially acceptable to discriminate against black people, or women, or Jews. People in some way, shape, or form have to be hating a minority group. This world is so full of hate it makes me sick to my stomach. @OP: Your mom is a bitch. Hope everything turns out okay.

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bethay 0

This is hilarious, that's the kind of thing my mum wouly say haha!

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whitefishblackC 0

lol i'm sorry but that is the greatest come back i've heard all day.

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div01 2

Everyone hating on your mom are probably lesbians/gays. My score card reads mom 1 you 0. You got owned. :)

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xSusannah 0

haha im sorry that was mean of your mum to start a fight over that but that was a good comeback on her behalf

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