Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Comments (184)
BigSky 5
You're a messed up muff diver.
triplethreat13 0
i have a closet gay friend, and i had a dream about him and his immature older brother having almost the same conversation, give or take a few words. i told him about it and he is now very very afraid to tell his brother he's gay. so OP: i have no problem with homosexuals are anything, i support them, but your mom is witty!
BackSeatLover 0
..Pansexuals are the best lol.
VampireDollRowan 0
Ach, I'm sorry about that. That was...really uncalled for. There's nothing wrong with being a lesbian, be proud, love!!
BrEnNo1023 5
i feel good knowing that the majority of people here are taking the OP's side. (maybe that's just because more open minded people feel obligated to have their say than close-minded people) but i like to see it as times finally changing. hopefully in the future, homophobes will become the minority and they'll be subject to all the demeaning insults that homosexuals recieve today. tv shows and music and movies will have witty jokes/insults directed at homophobes, and the homophobes will finally know how it feels.
Swarley55555 0
I'm ok with lesbians as long as there hot
chris_fml1 0
hopefully in the future straight people will be the minority and subject to discrimination? #134 ur a hypocritical asshole who gives homosexuals a bad name. Straight people shouldnt be marginalised just because their normal, being gay even though it cant be helped is not natural or else they would be able to procreate. i hope that in the future we will not have become so politically correct that heterosexuals will be discriminated as so that homosexuals get what they want. if someone wants to be a homophobe they have as much right as the another person who wants to be a homosexual as long as both dont antagonise each other. one last thing, gay people have gay parades and gay pride days wheres my ******* straight parade and straight pride day?
toshiro10div 0
i would have slapped the shit out of my mother if she ever talked to me that way
R0lling_St0ner 0
HELL YA I'm sorry that you and your mom got in to a fight but you have to give her kudos for that one
Daizu 0
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!