Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother urged me to "get over this lesbian thing and give me some grandkids." In front of my girlfriend of eleven months. FML
Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told her I wasn't joking, and she took my face in her hands and said 'You ARE joking!' Then she left. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, my mom barged into my room, threw 5 boxes of condoms at me, then said, "So you don't get pregnant". She still hasn't accepted the fact that I'm a lesbian. FML
Today, my mom tried to convince my dad that I was a lesbian. Why? Because she was bored. FML
Today, my mother and I got into a fight over moving boxes. It started with screaming and ended with, “I hate you and hope you feel unloved for the rest of your life.” FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
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marny_fml 0
wtf #7? your mother sounds incredibly immature. i'm sorry.
rae_fml 0
most ridiculous comeback I've heard ... ever. Your mother sounds immature, and most likely at a loss for words.
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Comments (184)
Ireallylikehugs 7
Ran in to that one XD
megamandude455 10
Your mom sounds like she makes no sense at all.
fantasyworld 39
Her come back was dumb. I'm sorry you have to deal with her.
the_rad_brad47 18
Great comeback bad timing
merkos 5
Should've said "not even if you were the last person on earth"
awesumous 16
OMG. YOUR MOTHER SUCKS, WHO CARES IF UR LEZ!!!! SHE IS YOUR MOTHER, SHE SHOULD LOVE YOU UNCONDITIONALLY!!!!
Jeremiah722 19
I'm sorry for the argument, but you left yourself open for that comeback
walker9879 25
Slap her
yahtzeesouls 12
I'm going to assume that your mother is probably homophobic, judging by her reaction and inform you of how to one up her. 1. Bring an extremely anti-homophobic person home with you 2. Watch them duke it out 3. Popcorn and laughs
kirbo2 21
Do straight people want to **** their opposite sex parent?