Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Omaha, United States
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
eeeee
United States
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Anonymous
Karlskrona, Sweden
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
CarSick
United States
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Unimpressed
Australia
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Kristat
United States
Coming and going
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
sicktomystomach
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Last splash
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
vomitgirl
Brisbane, Australia
Thank you for your service
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
oh no
Montreal, Canada
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Vagitarian1 10
Guys have no idea what you girls go through.
juststephhere 23
I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!
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Comments (93)
worldclassrager 41
Read This Over Dinner Ugh... I Have Heard Carrying A Barf Bag From An Amusement Park Isn't A Horrible Idea
Frostillicus123 10
do it on the floor they'll clean it
ARetardedSeal 24
Did you pay them in chunks after?
greg84_fml 21
I commend you for not wanting to make a mess for someone else to clean up.
DoctorDex 11
You poor thing :( I'm sorry
demonfacee 14
That had to be hell for you.
jschwandt 5
Or you could puke on the floor, and it would have taken 2 minutes for an employee to do what he does daily, and clean it up.
victoriaescobar 10
Actually employees don't clean vomit up daily. There's more to working at a grocery store than cleaning up after careless people believe it or not. And they couldn't pay me enough to clean up someone else's nasty bodily fluids.
pawelthink 14
Happens to the best of girls.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I hate to bring bad news. But this isn't just a woman thing. When my mom was pregnant my dad was the one that got Morning Sickness. He was throwing up while she watched movies. Both times she was pregnant.
siggy_mcsigx 22
That's called sympathy sickness --> phantom pregnancy
nottafucktogive 7
Ebola or nawh.???
Mc2013 18
Nawh.