Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Omaha, United States
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
eeeee
United States
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Anonymous
Karlskrona, Sweden
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
CarSick
United States
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Unimpressed
Australia
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Kristat
United States
Coming and going
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
sicktomystomach
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Last splash
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
vomitgirl
Brisbane, Australia
Thank you for your service
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
oh no
Montreal, Canada
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Vagitarian1 10
Guys have no idea what you girls go through.
juststephhere 23
I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!
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siggy_mcsigx 22
:( This morning I had to run off the street tram and throw up outside on the middle of a bridge because I got vertigo and nausea out of the blue. Vomiting in public is never fun and that panic of not getting somewhere "safe" sucks.
missyfiona89 28
At least you're considerate. Most people would've just puked on the floor.
steftriv 18
Just one of those days
rocker_chick23 27
OP, try preggie pops. They helped me a lot during my pregnancies.
sietseld 13
I always carried a plastic bag in my purse for that very reason OP!
Lily_Rain77 25
been there :(
MehrunesDagon456 20
I moderated this :) (Please don't downvote me to the Deadlands..)
angelofsaturn 23
I've thrown up in my car twice this pregnancy. I started keeping baggies in there and i'm so glad cause while it wasn't chunky it was nasty orange funk. The zofran is such a ******* lie. Ugh and i'm so on the verge of dehydration they gave me an iv at my last visit.
Mc2013 18
OP, my morning sickness with my first was insane. Every single day, all day. This one comes and goes. E.R.F.
mathsgeek69 8
why would you go out in the first place?
Mc2013 18
Because I'm still able to go around and do things. My husband works. I can't just stay home and lay in bed. I have to be able to buy groceries to feed my family.