By alone and horny - 20/6/2020 20:01

Some people just don't like surprises

Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. When I started to head back in, I saw a shadow move across my bedroom window. I live alone, so I waited outside and called the police. They came and investigated, only to drag my naked boyfriend out, where he promptly dumped me. I forgot our 2-year anniversary. FML
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By  leximichelle  |  12

Anniversary aside, he probably should have considered how you’d feel about a mystery person sneaking around in your house, considering you’re a female (assumption) who lives alone. Maybe talk it over with him.

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By  leximichelle  |  12

Anniversary aside, he probably should have considered how you’d feel about a mystery person sneaking around in your house, considering you’re a female (assumption) who lives alone. Maybe talk it over with him.