Mc2013
United States
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Omaha, United States
Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML
eeeee
United States
Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML
Anonymous
Karlskrona, Sweden
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
CarSick
United States
Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML
Unimpressed
Australia
TW: gross
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
moosemay
Germany
You BASTARD!
Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML
Kristat
United States
Coming and going
Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML
sicktomystomach
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Last splash
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
vomitgirl
Brisbane, Australia
Thank you for your service
Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML
oh no
Montreal, Canada
Bad timing
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
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Vagitarian1 10
Guys have no idea what you girls go through.
juststephhere 23
I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!
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Comments (93)
mrtonyanderson 20
Lol that's rough
whenitdidhappen 14
hopefully you managed to get your cash out before throwing up in the purse
toxic_walrus 15
The girl in front of me in class once threw up down her shirt so she wouldn't puke on the guy in front of her
Ki11erC 18
Seems it gave you time to add unnecessary commas in this FML though.
chinaski7628 32
Dependent clauses, such as those with the word 'while', require commas. So there are no unnecessary commas.
kinky44 28
@20 Someone didn't do too well in English class. Those commas are absolutely necessary, have you tried reading that without them?
Mc2013 18
Actually #20, I have proper education. There's nothing wrong with my FML.
zombi3_queen 10
Whoopsy
SuperMew 22
My mom always tried to tell me to vomit in my purse, because it would be embarrassing to vomit on the floor if I got 'sick' somewhere. I have never been pregnant, but I always aim for the floor instead of hundreds in needed stuff.
howsthisforaname 34
Been there done that. I aimed for the middle of the aisle so I wouldn't get sick on anything.
False_Stupidity 42
It also means it's harder for people to just step around. *cue evil laugh*
pratikp03 22
Sick much?
diving_fml 30
at least some poor kid didn't have to clean up after you. thanks for that
atak12 8
How the hell could this be her fault
Enslaved 38
While at the grocery store, pick up a few of those plastic vegetable bags and keep them in your purse. Just incase there's a next time. I've heard morning sickness is a sign of a health baby. Still feel sorry about your purse.