Health: Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery... - FML

By Mc2013 - 12/10/2014 17:38 - United States

Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2012 18:10 - United States - Omaha

Today, I had to buy groceries while suffering horrible morning sickness. My nausea magnified as I stood in line behind an obese lady wearing a tank top and tiny short shorts. I lost everything in my stomach when she stuck her hand down her shorts and started scratching at her ass-crack. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 17:31 - Sweden - Karlskrona

Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML

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By CarSick - 23/02/2011 03:55 - United States

Today, I threw up in the car. While driving. The good news though, I had a bag to catch it all. Bad news? The bag had a giant hole in the bottom. FML

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TW: gross

By Unimpressed - 03/06/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML

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You BASTARD!

By moosemay - 02/04/2013 15:04 - Germany

Today, suffering from severe morning sickness followed by cravings for salty food, I had stacked our fridge with yummy snacks. When finally emerging from our bathroom after retching this morning, I found out my husband had eaten all my snacks the night before. FML

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Coming and going

By Kristat - 01/04/2012 04:32 - United States

Today, because I was the only manager scheduled, I went into work despite feeling sick to my stomach. While sitting down with a customer, I got the urge to throw up and tried to hold it back. Instead I vomited in my mouth, instinctively swallowed and started choking in front of the customer. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Thank you for your service

By vomitgirl - 28/04/2015 05:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions, and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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Bad timing

By oh no - 29/01/2013 14:51 - Canada - Montreal

Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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Vagitarian1 10

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:24

Guys have no idea what you girls go through.

juststephhere 23

Sunday 12 October 2014 23:27

I probably would've just aimed for the floor... Or maybe tried to run to the washroom. Either way I hope you can get your purse all cleaned up!

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LeBandit 20

Monday 13 October 2014 0:31

let's pray your cell wasnt in there

alyssabreanne90 16

Monday 13 October 2014 0:49

Being pregnant, I totally understand. My morning sickness was bad during the first trimester. I had to throw up once while grocery shopping. I was in the produce aisle, grabbed a plastic bag they had, and let it go. It will get better! Second trimester and I rarely have to vomit now.

oJoy 11

Monday 13 October 2014 1:02

oh dear, sorry to hear :(

Jenn50 19

Monday 13 October 2014 1:04

Large ziploc bags are your friends.

Teraschzia 2

Monday 13 October 2014 1:56

I'll be 4 months pregnant with my second baby and I'd be completely lying if I said i haven't thrown up in my purse! Lol

underthesea12 24

Monday 13 October 2014 2:01

That's what parasites do to you

brivielle 15

Monday 13 October 2014 14:13

Psycopathic serial killer. If you refer to babies as parasites then you have no value for human life.

squideth 18

Tuesday 14 October 2014 4:27

Wow 69 calm the **** down and take a joke. You people act like babies are the ******* be-all end-all of the galaxy and can't be joked about.

AngelOwl3 3

Monday 13 October 2014 2:17

I'm pregnant and sick every morning like clockwork. I'm honestly surprised I haven't thrown up in my purse. I hope it gets better for you.

alyssabreanne90 16

Monday 13 October 2014 2:35

Talk to your doctor about Zofran. It worked wonders for me in my first trimester ;-)

angelofsaturn 23

Tuesday 14 October 2014 6:40

Zofran is a lie.

kyalrox 5

Monday 13 October 2014 4:26

Life lesson: don't have sex

RBW_Slave 9

Monday 13 October 2014 5:17

Well, I, for one, am glad SOMEONE won't be reproducing....

DogeMan 14

Monday 13 October 2014 4:28

I guess that happens to girls when they are pregnant so I guess I'm glad that I'm a guy but that really sucks :(

imchacon22 19

Monday 13 October 2014 4:46

I feel your pain :(

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