Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal beads I got as a gag gift. She asked, "What are these?" I answered, "They are for massaging your back". She then insisted I show her. I massaged my mother with anal beads. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mum came over and helped me sort out my spare room. It was great, we found so many things I'd forgotten I had! Including anal beads. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, my mom left for a bachelorette party. She forgot a gift, so she called me and made me go into her closet, pick out a sex toy from the "box of gag gifts", and bring it to her. Should I pick anal beads or a cock ring? FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my mom found my dildo, and got so angry that she beat me with it. FML
Today, I was showing my mum how to use eBay. Unfortunately I didn't notice my recent purchase history was on display: a huge black dildo, a jockstrap, and a bong amongst them. Of course, she did. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, a few weeks after coming out to my parents, my mother randomly asked me, "Your father and I have tried anal sex a few times, but it hurts too much. D'you have any advice on what to do?" FML
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Today, I received some unwanted anal sex tips. They were unwanted because I'm not into anal sex, and the tips came from my drunk mom. FML
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Top comments
Tehalon 0
Aslong as they were unused its not that bad ;P
Xyrian 0
This sounds suspiciously familiar to American Wedding, which also happened to be on television last night, go figure.
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Comments (96)
bunkerking92 0
lmao 34 good one.
deuce_wild 0
i would bring up the fact this is from american wedding, but enough people have already done so.
jayhova 0
that's some quick ass thinking, nice work.
Misohorny 0
HAHAHAHA
orchidsrock 0
omg thats so awesome...
SL1CKvic 0
"gag gift" ya suuuuuure
dorkii17 0
lol hey thats a good idea!! I never would have thought to do that
bubbletea123 0
sounds like a good idea!
lpaul49 0
Way to rip off a scene from American Wedding, thanks for playing.
sk117 0
yeaaa great job rippin off American Weddingg... FAIL