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Today, on the subject of sex, I asked my son if he uses precautions and he promised me he always gives the ladies a fake name and fake mobile phone number, like dad told him to. I might have several grandbabies I’m never going to meet, and my husband and I are going to be having words. FML
I'm sorry you married and gave birth to a total jerk. Hopefully he's sterile or the women are using birth control.
Don't worry, if he does impregnate someone, he'll end up on "Maury" soon enough.