Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Kiebland 0
imthedude, Noname is the default.
UnicornPukePink 0
I hope this was sarcasm...
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Comments (57)
Sith_lord 0
LOL less QQ more pew pew
genius_man16 1
dude, your mom just DESTROYED you
causeless 0
You could have at least been a gentleman and asked if she wanted to join :p
Haygenius 0
Perhaps she didn't know what you were about to do...? She may have just thought you were going to finish talking or something, I dunno. If you were already naked and it actually was obvious, hard times...
smashgrab 0
Mom just killed your sex life for the next ten years, cus now your gf is going to tell her friends and it will spread throughout your entire area. You will walk into the store and somebody that you have never met before will point at you and say "Isnt that the two pump chump?". Momstomp on your sexlife lol!
scorpio95 0
Fail. NoName is the defeault!
stewpididiot 11
Wow! that sucks that your momster knows that you're a Three Pump Chump! Like father, like son!?
teekay298 0
he'll yeah she did lol
teekay298 0
WTF? she clearly does not if she just left she can get sum if she wants to she just comes to my place
Rasetsu 10
I'm sorry, but your Mom is awesome.