Today, My mom walked in on me and my 2 year crush about to have sex. When she saw us she said "oh I'll just wait outside, I know it wont be long anyway." FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
Today, I walked in on my Mum and Dad having sex and didn't even realize what they were doing until she shouted at him to go harder. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house and we were just about to kiss. Until his mum walked in saying his girlfriend was at the door. I thought I was already there. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
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Kiebland 0
imthedude, Noname is the default.
UnicornPukePink 0
I hope this was sarcasm...
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Comments (57)
ArielTheMermaid 17
I think the guy should be insulted more than you should
jmanh 6
Olpoppoooooooo
WilG 0
hahaha good one mom!
jmelsha11 11
For a second, I thought you said "two year OLD crush"... That would've been strange...
Waspinator1998 21
Hey, at least your mom seemed cool about it.
PaulStanleyFan 3
Who ever says you deserve it is a ****
Calacor 17
ur mom is really mean
Corneliapresent 13
i'm sorry for you but her comment is awesome (for an outsider)
Ienvyp 11
Lol what the...
Konarika 11
...at first I read "2 year old cousin" and was really disturbed