By Username - 06/07/2011 02:54 - United States

Today, my mom tried to sell me a bag of rice, with "Cocaine" written on the side of it in sharpie pen. In exchange for my soul. FML
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roxiluvsu69 0

tf? she's crazy!

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crackiebob 0

this is the gayest fml ever. this sucks ball

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Illyssa_fml 4

Is your mom Satan?? Why does she want your soul? haha

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blacksswan 10

Lol your mother failed miserably at being a mother.

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CrazyManNo9 29

Oh come on, think about it. Mom is one sharp dude. Truth. When someone offers you cocaine, you are going to remember Mom and her thought that you are not paying for it with cash but with your soul. She is trying to make that association so that you refuse the deal. And, that is brilliant.

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enonymous 8

I usually put my cocaine in the rice cooker first. gives it a whole new texture and high

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player_1one1 4

Well, if you want to get down, down on the ground, cocaine...

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