Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
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Top comments
MDM15 5
she must hate being wrong!
L_Lovegood 19
She should have admitted her mistake; anything else is just plain stupid. FYL.
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Comments (175)
2vikings8 0
How does she call your cell phone from your own cell phone
Mikinori_RaWr 9
Ah, mothers who think they're always right .. They're the best, aren't they?
SmittyJA24 26
Let's hope mom's stupidity isn't passed on to following generation(s).
pslcdsl 9
Not the brightest light bulb in the house, is she?
fadingfaith 4
She's not the sharpest tool in the toolbox. ^_^
jonriise18 3
Haha. U need to learn to respect your elders!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Wha...what the hell??? The op isn't disrespecting his/her mom in any way, you stupid shit. Re-read the FML again moron.
jonriise18 3
Obviously I'm being ******* sarcastic. MORON.
esmrys 3
Obviously nothing. You failed to indicate sarcasm in anyway in your first post by use of any commonly accepted visually indicated markers. Also, as there's no way to distinguish vocal inflection on typed or written words, it stands to reason the first response to your comment would be to correct your error. Then, you have the audacity to call said person a moron on grounds that they made a mistake by failing to deduce or more accurately guess the vocal inflection intended for your words. Need I go on?
jonriise18 3
IMHO any reasonably intelligent person who actually reads the FML, then see's my comment with the haha and exclamation mark I would see sarcasm. It is obviously sarcasm because in reading OP FML their mom is clearly being totally unreasonable. Wow. No joking around over here.
edoohan619 10
damn right. this is fml, a completely serious website where absolutely no joking around goes on (haha)
SRabbit 11
She probably was embarrassed by her mistake or angry you pointed it out and took it out on you. Fyl.
drmountaindeww 0
You shouldda bitch slapped her and show her whose right and whose blonde...
arp427 3
Oh my god these kinds of things happen to me ALL the time. It sucks I know
QQMorePlox 18
Mother knows best :)
majorasshole 4
******* hypocrite. You should do a Wayne Brady and choke a bitch.