Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
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Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
Today, my mother dragged me to the mall to get me out of the house and to get me to stop using my phone. She then spent the whole trip talking on her phone instead of actually interacting with me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, I was grounded by my mom because I had slept in past 11, when she wanted me to wake up at seven to do chores. According to her logic, I should have seen the note she left on the counter earlier this morning. FML
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, my mom told me to stop using my phone and talk to them, but whenever I do that, they just end up yelling at me and telling me to go to my room. FML
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MDM15 5
she must hate being wrong!
L_Lovegood 19
She should have admitted her mistake; anything else is just plain stupid. FYL.
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Comments (175)
perdix 31
Wouldn't your phone ring in her pocket or purse every time she called it?
moop256 10
Are you suggesting this FML is fake Perdix?
Sirin_fml 47
Not if it was off, or on silent mode.
moop256 10
An interesting validation
Shrike 24
Some places you're not allowed to have phones on you at work. She could've left her jacket in a lobby or in her car. Typical dumbass comment from Perdix.
asnell98 8
Call your own number with your phone.. It won't ring, it'll give the busy tone...
moop256 10
In 27's defense I think she interpreted that the mom. Tried to call the daughter with the cell phone
asnell98 8
Yeah, that's what I though the comment was about.. Sorry.
drooller 9
*facepalm, #13*
Teabubbles 8
That is so annoying, fyl op. Just hang in there, i know its difficult living with parents that think their always right!
evebright 5
They're. It's short for " they are". Their. Means "it belongs to them" . There. Used for placement, like the moron is over THERE not over here. They're likely to learn grammar if their parents sent them to school over there. Geez.
edoohan619 10
send
AndysFancy 6
I wish the OP would have just said "tonight"....no matter how long ago this may have happened.
AndysFancy 6
The damn shit read "when she got home THAT night". How the hell can it be edited after being posted? Total bs.
AndysFancy 6
Bullshit. The FML originally read "when she got home THAT night"...and now it's edited? Total shit.
AndysFancy 6
In my own defense, the FML was corrected after I posted this comment. It originally read "when she got home THAT night". I'm not a total lunatic....
flockz 20
does she also believe cell phone signals cause cancer as well?
cosmosis 12
... They do. Its been proven. Extensive phone use causes cancer
notsorandomguy 18
Just wondering where you got that info from. An experiment with 300 people?
cosmosis 12
I had a relative who died from cancer of the brain... Im not 100% on how it does it, but the radiation emitted from the phone can trigger off the cancer cells after prolonged use, similar to that of a poorly sealed microwave. Ill have a hunt for the articles to prove my point. But i can assure you it is fact. Radiation does cause cancer
docscientist 10
Sorry, 125, but one article and one example doesn't make it fact. Unfortunately there are a number of other things that could've caused it, including pre-disposed susceptibility
cosmosis 12
Articles is plural. I will send you links in pm when i get to a computer
Pentium_4 27
wow, i don't get why parents take stuff out on their kids
GoW_Chick 15
Your mom realized her argument was not in her favor so she pulled the authority card and grounded you there's not much you can do after that, sorry OP.
birdfreak 24
My mom got mad at me because I made a bad grade on something and didn't say 'ok mom I promise to do better next time' but the last time I said that she said 'that's what you say every time and you don't do anything do anything different' mother what can you do?
LegalAlien 4
Do better?
GoW_Chick 15
Maybe you could study harder on the subject your failing that could help, you might get a better grade and parents love when you make an effort in school.
birdfreak 24
Well actually im not failing anything, I made a 89 on my algebra final which is also my final grade for the term and a 93 for over all semester
deadeyedex 6
Your moms a bitch
ImmenseCabbage 0
You're a bitch?
watsonn 2
Lol I hate parents like that -.-
fairies633 8
dumb parents. **** em all!