fatman
United States
Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Loot
United States
Today, I received a box in the mail from my mom which I assumed was a care package. It was a scale to encourage me to lose weight. FML
Fat Bastard
Today, my son bought me some Slimfast for my birthday. FML
bannana0zoom
Canada
Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML
Anonymous
Aspley, Australia
Cheers
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Bucyrus, United States
Today, I told my mom I was finally going on a diet. She let me know how proud she is of me fighting temptation, by making my favorite cookies and dinner. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
fatty
Gloucester, United States
Today, my parents gave me fat burner pills for my birthday. FML
Timetoloseweight
France
Today, for my birthday, my friends and family gave me: A Wii Fit, a free year at the gym and a book of diet recipes. They didn't consult with each other. I've asked for "something corresponding to me". FML
FalkensLabyrinth
Gardner, United States
Tact
Today, my mother offered to give my overweight girlfriend the workout DVDs that she no longer needs. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after several months of eating right, exercising, and weight loss, my mother has yet again arrived at my house, unannounced and with a very sugary cake. She's been doing this most weeks since I lost 50 pounds. FML
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yahididit 0
ouchhh...
ThatBrownChick 0
well that wasn't very nice of her. maybe she could drop a few hints or something but signing you up for weight watchers behind your back is kinda.. cruel? but I guess she only did it for your own good! :)
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Comments (218)
lexahlovesyou 0
Don't think of that as a bad thing... Your mommy's trying to help you!
minniemouse61 0
Ouch! it could b good for you...if ur fat
tonykillzlemons 0
that is obviously saying something
Lysergic 0
If she has to do something as drastic as that, maybe there's some reasoning behind it. Think it's time to put down the cheeseburger and go for a run
GummyBearX 2
CoD and PKMN are nothing but bionicles..?
Ninjasaurus18 9
So? Everyone can be healthy. Even if you are a healthy weight, Weight Watchers could help you stay that way.
turkeyrules 2
It works! I have been doing it for 4 weeks and lost 20 pounds!
droptableusers 7
You're fat, what else did you expect, more food?
IvyPalin 7
Hey that membership is expensive, be appreciative and eat your carrots
jessica53139 10
Thank her. She's helping you out