Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
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Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Top comments
Pepn_Fresh 14
wow, you'd think your mom would understand
TLIBZ 4
Seems like she's on her rags too..
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Comments (115)
Michael903 18
Maybe you are cycling together and both of you are not feeling well.
jimmy_poison 19
Wow, sounds like you have been acting like a real bitch
emilycardona7 18
Your mother sounds very pleasant
xerbrus 14
at least she's proving to be the bigger bitch by posting on Facebook
ZY1431 24
#horriblemother
ohishkabibble 21
Jeesh. Your mom sounds like such a wonderful, understanding and mature person... Ugh. Try not to let it get you down, OP! Some people are just jerks and like upsetting others. I'm going to guess that talking to her about how that made you feel isn't really a good option...
doglover100 28
I think she needs to be reminded that hashtags belong on Twitter not Facebook.
worldclassrager 39
Looks who's talking? Hashtags and Facebook? So fitter or tacebook...
NeneWilliams 8
How about faceitter
Kateyez_26 13
Your mom sounds like the real bitch. Why is she telling ppl online your personal business anyway?! Hashtags are #FuckingStupid -_-
FemskyD 26
Dont forget to give her THE "internet" talk :p