Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
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Today, my mom was on my Facebook and saw a chick leave a nasty comment on my status. My mom commented back something awful and really bitchy. My mom still fights my fights for me. I'm 20. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook to a new notification. I got excited, until I went on to see that it was my mom commenting on my status. She had seen my friends swear in previous comments and decided to make a comment of her own. She told them, "Hey, watch out yr language!" I'm nineteen. FML
Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML
Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
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Top comments
Pepn_Fresh 14
wow, you'd think your mom would understand
TLIBZ 4
Seems like she's on her rags too..
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Comments (115)
julian93 6
Damn **** that bitch haha
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#92 (hashtag or number?)
BoltTheSuperdog 22
#HashtagsAreStupid
neutralize 12
And here I thought I had a shitty mother... sorry to hear that, OP.
luminis12 23
That's hilarious haha
blueknight1st 26
Well you mom is right. It is annoying. Eat some chocolate, take some Midol and stay in your room until you get that PMS under control.
brolin_burrito 9
#RoleModelMoms of FML
Omniprism 14
Whoa. Your mom is horrible. Sorry.
boo714 15
classic
cyndustry 3
I'v met woman, you deserved it.