By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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superspi 0

her reaction will be different than you think. moms get overwhelmed with the thought of all that responsibility and how much it takes to raise a baby. in truth, nobody is really ready for it until it happens. you guys will be okay:)

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Radi0Waves 0

not irony... but good try

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KurouTenshi 0

well it seems to have some sort of paradoxesque feel LOL either way xD it's trippy.

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iEmily 0

Birth control isn't always 100% effective isn't it though?

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KurouTenshi 0

yeah LOL we're not in the stoneages anymore! Viva la Birth Control, baby!!

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KayBizz 0

well she said her mother went with her. you never know if she lives with her mother or not.

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KurouTenshi 0

well no, not 100% but as long as you don't have sex too close to the period dates, then you have a WAY lower chance to impregnate, but even in some women BC is still just as useful as not being on it at all. so yknow, lifes a gamble LOL

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LeverPuller 5

Yeah, birth control isn't 100% effective. Neither are condoms, or condoms and birth control together. Not that that's gonna stop me and everyone else from having all the sex they want regardless. Just stating some facts.

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namhowell 6

Who the hell doesn't have sex outside marriage? I doubt you'll be able to live up to your own statement. The thing is just that you have to be smart about it!

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