By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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kelleyb323 0

on the brightside, your mom is clairvoyant.

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CheshireHalli 19

Hehe. I must need sleep. I read your name (at first) as "ballsforher" xP Sorry, thought it was funny.

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CheshireHalli 19

Aaaaaand it changed... -.-

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snafu57 1

rdr435 I'm going to cut paste and frame your post. "I have no response" It's a first. LOL. ;-)

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dethmaul 0

Dude moms are psychic like that. Mine would wake up when I drive down the street at midnight and wait for me in the living room to make sure I was OK.

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kyarush 10

haha spread your legs some more(: aim for twins lol

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joshua7 0

to all u stupid ***** out there a person who has sex with animals is called a beastialiast.

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ferdte 0

Ginger go suck a dick ok.?? thanks ;)

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kingtut95 0

teenagers shouldn't have kids. you should have taken the pill or have your boyfriend use a condom. it's not worth it to have a kid as a teenager.

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WhatDidYouSay0 0

holly suckiness

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_anonymoose_ 0

#139 is right. And #106, actually, the opposite has been proven, and couples that have pre-marital sex are more likely to divorce.

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52fremont 0

(citation needed.) maybe because there is a correlation between people who believe sex before marriage is wrong and people who believe divorce is wrong? HMMM?

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