Love, Mental health, Sleep and Awkward: Thank you for your service - FML

Thank you for your service

By Anonymous - 04/12/2022 01:00 - South Africa

Today, I discovered that more than half my family has disowned me on both my mother's and father's sides, and whilst I was having my mental breakdown about this, I tried to call my boyfriend to tell him what had happened, He fell asleep and didn't call me back for 5 hours. FML

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Nikki 16

Sunday 4 December 2022 2:54

Can we have details of why before we vote?

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Sunday 4 December 2022 3:04

Hmmm, drama queen/attention *****? People want that in their lives!

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Nikki 16

Sunday 4 December 2022 2:54

Can we have details of why before we vote?

RichardPencil 30

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Sunday 4 December 2022 3:04

Hmmm, drama queen/attention *****? People want that in their lives!

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