By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FindingYujin 26

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

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tacojauns 45

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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sonnyrosa 32

Jeez... the last time my mom got a buzz, the worst she did was giggle and hug me a lot.

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RedDragonx32 8

lol get pwned!

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HurrDurr123 1

Depending on your age you should have done one of two things: called child services or called the police. And for good measure you should've beat her ass right then and there. But you did nothing, didn't you? You just came here to complain about it.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

What in the world could OP possibly have done that would have merited being punched?

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lectricpharaoh 9

Mothers like this shouldn't have kids. You should press assault charges.

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aligater10 7

make her nose bleed, then ask her how she likes it.

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Jarppilarpagus 4

That actually happened to one of my friends... You're not alone!!

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qpsarah 10

I have never experienced drunk parents and I never want to. How horrible

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chuckcloninger 12

Your life is too pitiful to make a comment about. I hope you get the hell outa there soon.

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