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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2014 16:05 - United States - New York

Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML

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By the only sober one - 15/05/2013 06:21 - United States - San Diego

Today, as usual, my mom got shitfaced and started berating me for something. This time, it was for missing a therapy appointment. Not only am I unable to drive, it was her appointment. For her alcoholism. FML

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By innocent - 06/01/2014 21:32 - Australia

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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By xMiSS_CuTiEx - 27/12/2009 22:25 - United States

Today, I remembered my mom got her carpet cleaned and to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the floor. FML

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By mariama - 23/01/2013 17:45 - United States

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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Friday 12 July 2013 15:58

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

tacojauns 45

Friday 12 July 2013 16:03

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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NoMore_CoolNames 14

Friday 12 July 2013 18:42

This is the epitome of an FML.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 12 July 2013 18:46

Beat me till I bleed, then beat me for bleeding.

DusktheKat 12

Friday 12 July 2013 18:55

Why was your mom drunk?! How old are you?! She is abusing you!

brittyboo123 35

Friday 12 July 2013 19:18

I hope you don't have to deal with that daily.

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 12 July 2013 19:22

How DO you know?

Ambient25 24

Friday 12 July 2013 19:32

How do YOU know?

womenRpsycho 3

Friday 12 July 2013 19:35

Your mom gave you life and you thank her by bleeding on her carpet?! Ungrateful.... This is why we are the worst generation.

graceinsheepwear 33

Friday 12 July 2013 19:44

Who ever nose how to handle something like that?

yadanax 14

Friday 12 July 2013 19:57

This is the worst thing ever :b

penguinazul 13

Friday 12 July 2013 20:15

Um, I'm no expert on this subject or anything but you should probably tell the police that instead of FML. That's severe child abuse.

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