By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FindingYujin 26

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

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tacojauns 45

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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wafflefriez91 17

Give her something with ghost pepper in it and that bitch will never **** with you again.

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Deviant_fml 5

Your mom sounds awesome... Have quicker reflexes next time.

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carrotcake11 7

Well...don't bleed on the carpet! Jk

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kobykai 3

Happened to me once. Except my brother threw a phone at my face. A Brick I might add -_-

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Funnyguyproblems 1

Well I think I should be gettin on that dusty old trail to my new parents house, shall I?

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nick3600 22

Ydi for bleeding on the carpet and hitting her fist with your face

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nick3600 22

hey op you see what you did? this is all your fault. i hope youre happy.

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