By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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FindingYujin 26

Well how insensitive of you to bleed all over her carpet.

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tacojauns 45

God what hell! Do you know how hard it is to get blood off the carpet?

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B00K_L0V3R93 31

Sorry, but there's no way else to say it...your Mum's a bitch. FYL That's really messed up.

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blair_kitty 15

Yelling at you for bleeding on the carpet? That was on a doctor Phil episode, I find this hard to believe.

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Raum 19

Because it's definitely impossible for this to have happened to more than one person. Absolutely out of the question.

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RedPillSucks 31

@29 Please see rule #3. FML wonder twin powers activated! Shape of....

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olpally 32

Dodgeball reference for the win^^ hahaha :)

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AshleyScruggs 14

Your mom shouldn't be putting her hands on you, no matter how old you are. You should stay somewhere else for awhile. Or forever.

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Ubehage 32

Corner that bitch, pump yourself up to your maximum size. And tell her to control her primitive violent nature, or you will teach her about real violence.. Look like you mean it ;)

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bazingabitches 17

That is when you use her shirt as a towel... Then she will really yell at you.

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