Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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tj5810 21
Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)
DocBastard 40
At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".
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Comments (91)
fmlismynewspaper 7
Break the CD
samasara 20
that's awesome! Can I come over and join?(: just kitten. That sounds p-awful.
1crabbygirl 10
That was awesome
Eelam_star 2
Get in the holiday spirit OP
crazytwinsmom 25
A little communication goes a long way. Try discussing compromises with her. Maybe she only plays it when you have friends over?
1crabbygirl 10
OR... she forces OP to crap in a litterbox while HE sings her favorite carols? Compromise!
AlexJenner16 2
Your mom and I would get along great.
samasara 20
Lol. Meow too.
kittenzZz 4
That's hilarious! I want one..
FizzyApple 3
#24, I like your picture. xD
HiNowDie 17
You can have mine.
CuriousAlien 7
We wish you a Meow christmas, We wish you a Meow Christmas, We wish you a Meow Christmas, and a ruff, ruff, meow year.
RoboCunnilingus 23
That's o'kay, nine' times out of ten as long as family is around, it'll still be purrfect.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Replace it with the Surfin' Bird CD.
mngirl29 1
Yes. Just yes.
daliagrande 17
Accidentally pour sprite on the CDs.