Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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tj5810 21
Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)
DocBastard 40
At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".
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Comments (91)
eleenoch 3
Your mom doesn't complain when you listen to 'Glee' "music" or.J.Beebz for that matter. You only have to listen to sweet kitties and doggies for a short month. Get over it.
kaoszombie 6
Now with your favorite Christmas hits, such as "We wish you a merry butt sniff", "Deck the howls", and "Dachshund through the snow"!
Misskayfoyer 14
My mom has that cd... I had to listen to it every year.... I feel your pain.
randomtiings44 9
Just pray your mom doesn't start meowing along with it...
BaconBoy75 2
Next time, do a better job of hiding That CD.
winkydog4056 16
Ermagod, there is such a thing!? And mom bought it? Who thinks of this shit!? At least Alvin & The Chipmunks is cute (but annoying).
Cynicaljellyfish 0
Embrace the music!
star111 6
I used to own the Jingle Cats cd. Everyone in my household hated me at Christmas time when I was about 8, with my portable boom box blasting all day long.
B3Y0ND 3
43- Is it bad I already was singing it in my head to the Jingle Bells tune?
Hellbound_Alleee 14
In 20 years, you'll think it's golden. You'll show it off to your friends, and you'll think it makes you cool that you have it.