Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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tj5810 21
Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)
DocBastard 40
At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".
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Comments (91)
ratorr2 23
That's really bad. If I could hit "Your Life Sucks" more than once, I would. It's bad enough that my four favorite radio stations have switched to Christmas music 24/7 since the second week of November, but if I had to listen to THAT all the time would make it much worse. I think I would have to do something about that disc.
t_fml 11
The dog would be like
bwzwally8 15
ah for ruffing out loud just meow the damn thing.
fallenangel72 7
LOL
cheerlove03 5
I think it's time to get out of the house.
ShananaginsLOL 13
My mom has a singing pig that sings "my girl" and she plays. It whenever my friends come over.
juanlopez307 6
You've got to love the U.S. Of A
ghostriley 14
Accidentally scratch the disc
fantasyworld 39
Destroy it.
SaltyLurker 10
YDI for not chugging it out earlier in life