Today, my mom found her CD of cats and dogs singing Christmas songs. That is what I'll be listening to until Christmas. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that instead of spending Christmas alone with my cat, enjoying chicken quesadillas and a tin of tuna while watching only the best cartoons, my mother's coming over. FML
Today, my little brother found the singing Santa Claus from last year, and it still works. I'm now going to be hearing nothing but "We WISH you a MERRY CHRISTMAS!" for the next 20 days. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, at work, I was forced to listen to the Dolly Parton and Kenny Rogers Christmas album on repeat for 8 hours. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, my annoying and disrespectful roommate discovered Pandora. She also discovered that she can play Christmas music on Pandora. Only 23 more days until Christmas. FML
Today, in the second week of August, hell has come to earth; my mom has been playing Christmas music all afternoon and is already searching online for decorations. I hope she buys a length of rope to go with them, because I've already given up on life. FML
Today, as I was hung over from a concert and refusing to get out of bed, my dad decided to hook up his top notch speaker system and play Christmas music that shook the house. It's July. Let the family weekend begin. FML
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tj5810 21
Happy Howlidays, OP! Meowy Christmas. (sorry! I couldn't resist!)
DocBastard 40
At least she didn't find a copy of "A Very Skrillex Christmas".
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Comments (91)
BabyT600 4
Scratch it.
gregkingsley 4
Tell her a dog ate it
1dvs_bstd 41
hey we all have different tastes in Musica!
meatsprayglove 1
Hilarious post... Thanks for sharing
MindFreakazoid 10
Bark bark bark! Bark bark bark! Meow meow woof hiss growl! Jingle bells.
tippi17 3
I love Jingle Cats! =D
iloveshim 14
Where did that cd go? Oh did a burglar take it? Why not? Everyone loves cat and dogs singing Christmas song? Right?
hurrican_fml 0
That sucks! I would commit suicide
beautycrush495 10
Hide it
OfficeNinja 5
Arf Arf Arf-a-Arf-Arf-Arf, Arf Arf Arf-a-Arf-Arf-Arf-Arf......