Today, my mom finally learned how to text. Now it's her way of communicating, even when we're in the same room. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom that said, “I’m so proud of you!” I immediately replied, “Thanks, Mom!” Then I realized it was meant for my sister, and my mom had accidentally texted me instead of her. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I text messaged my mom from Afghanistan to let her know everything was okay. She responded, telling me not to message her so much because "the price of text messages really adds up." FML
Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML
Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML
Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML
Today, I finally convinced my grandpa to try a smartphone. After an hour of teaching him how to text, he announced he'd figured it out on his own. The first message he ever sent was meant for me. It went to his pharmacist instead and simply read, "Love you. Thanks for everything." FML
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j4gerb0mblitz 6
wait till she finds out about sexting
iAintEvenMad 0
Then the party's over.
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Comments (111)
Jesus_Christ69 0
this site is so dumb now. like people are dying painfully everyday and your FML is my mom texts me while we're in the same room? FML is going downhill. I remember when there were actually funny ones.
WaSaBiFML 1
Today, My mom made a facebook. FML
portcaveman 5
I know how you feel....
shay__angel__ 5
that sucks. my mom did te same thing and it's sooooo annoying
kaykay20 0
You should let her know it costs a dollar a text if she doesn't have the unlimited plan. They will end up costing her a lot of money especially since she texts nonstop.
mistyeyes 0
at least when she wants to yell at you her words will be in all caps instead of screams :)
helterskeltersmi 0
I taught my grandma how to text... I feel your pain. FML
baseball4life915 0
I feel for ya man.......my mom is the same way.
sunnyday369 0
you don't have to answer...
Fatman123456789 0
I know how you feel my mom and dad do it